Ahem, consider this as unoffical warning.








And this as the official warning: Fuck, shit, Twilight, cock, fag, douche, vagina, penis, cum, bitch, tits, bastard, hell, damn, nigger guy, penis, clit, Xenu, fucker, Barbra Stricand, nigger, bastard fucker, asshole, shithole, shitbag, bitchen, boobs, Hannah Montana, unclefucker, whore, pussy, twat, bloody hell, cunt, heathen, kyte, spic, Satan, meecrob, paki, bollocks, wanker, Johnas, bitchfucker, queef, masturbate, cocksucker, Disney, n00b, fatso, crap, piss, balls, arse, son of a bitch, nonce, dick, MEECROB, MEECROB, MEECRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOBBB.



I put that up for a reason. It's to deter the bastards that think foul language is bad. I would put it up closer to the top but I didn't know if it would mess up the message centers for people less than 18. That and curse words are fun! (And I don't really see how they hurt anybody.)


Okay, pokemons. I got platinum a few days ago. It seems to be tougher than Pearl. I don't remember going back and forth to train constantly before, nor do I remember when regular trainer lvs were higher than my mons, or if it were it didn't matter much. My trainer Xen has a rival named Fucker.

Here is the clan: Shellos (I'll rename it), Blazar (will change to bitch later), Monisronio (will stay the same), Shitty (might make it to Shit so that it'll be funnier. "Oh your Shit seems to like you" or "Your shit looks cute" ), Staravia (lazy I am), Masterbate, and I hatched out a Togipi not to long ago called Nigger Guy. The more mons I get the more words I will exploit, which might include Twilight or Hannah Mon (it'll be a crappy mon for sure ).

The plot is the same and has been the same, and it's boring after a while but I cannot stop playing the new ones. Damnit...

I'm bored. MEME TIME!

First one is stolen from

[] - You like cheese. (eh I pretty much only eat canned cheese now)
[] - You hate peanuts. (Nevar!)
[x] - You agree that this quiz is random.
[] - You have farted today. (not that I remember)
[x] - You have choked on something. (mussel. Not pleasant)
[] - You are a writer.
[] - You smoke
[x] - You like to swim.
[] - You have farted more than once today.
[x] - You like ice cream.

TOTAL SO FAR = 4

[x] - You have lied more than 10 times.
[] - You are an only child.
[x] - You have more than 3 pets. (If you consider most of the animals I have as pets...)
[] - You prefer water to other drinks.
[] - You are an alcoholic.
[x] - You are under 20 years old.
[] - You are over 30 years old. (**I ARE BOTH**/sarcasm)
[] - You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[] - You like jewelry.
[x] - Your favorite music genre is rock.

TOTAL SO FAR = 8

[x] - You weigh more than 140 lbs.
[] - You like pirates.
[] - You like anime.
[x] - You are a fangirl/fanboy of something. (well used to be South Park, but now it's more of STWPT)
[] - You take a prescription drug every day. (I should, but I do not)
[] - You have a job. (my parents are trying to make me do that currently)
[x] - You live with your parents. (see above)
[] - You like to eat eggs.
[] - You have a religion. (No, I am Atheist.)
[x] - You dress stranger than other people. (my mum and sis have currently been picking on me on what I wear...)

TOTAL SO FAR = 12

[] - You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks.
[x] - You have eaten something odd before. (baby octopus win :3)
[x] - You are bad at math.
[x] - You love electronics.
[] - Someone/something has pissed you off in the past week.
[] - You cuss a lot.
[] - You believe in aliens.
[x] - You play video games.
[x] - You have low self-esteem.
[] - You carry a purse.

TOTAL SO FAR = 17

[] - You like flowers.
[] - You are bisexual or homosexual.
[] - You are a Capricorn or a Scorpio.
[] - You have used tarot before.
[] - You believe in ghosts.
[] - You think *The-Fun-Group is awesome.
[] - You like =Fotus9's horoscopes better than *An-Unsure-Thing's...
[] - You thought today's funny saying was really funny.
[] - You have gotten one of the daily riddle's right.
[] - You have gotten in/came close to being in a fist fight.

TOTAL SO FAR = 17

[x] - You like fire. (FIRE!)
[x] - You have fainted or passed out before. (Yes.... many times actually. It's not fun )
[x] - You have a high school diploma. (I are smart)
[x] - You live in America. (see above)
[] - You use hand sanitizer a lot.
[] - You consider yourself a nerd.
[] - You have tried chewing tobacco.
[] - You are a conspiracy theorist.
[x] - You sleep in the nude. (as of recently..)

TOTAL SO FAR = 22

[] - You have imagined yourself being famous.
[x] - You own a stuffed animal.
[] - You like watermelon. (eww)
[] - You live in Europe. (I wish)
[] - You have a fetish for something.
[] - You fidget a lot.
[] - You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything. (it has to do with what has been typed on here....)
[x] - You won't re-post this quiz.
[x] - You have your own personal computer and don't share one.
[] - You have a brother.


TOTAL SO FAR = 25

[] - You can cook well.
[] - You like to party.
[x] - You are a bad dancer.
[] - You are a professional dancer.
[x] - You have crossed paths with a black cat. (Actually we have one named Asphalt but I call him Thirteen due to the superstition behind it)
[] - You have a friend that you think is crazy.
[x]- You have under 10 good, close friends. (...if you count ebuddies)
[] - You are anticipating your answer to this quiz.
[] - You have ran away from something.
[] - You have watched the movie: "X Men 3".

TOTAL SO FAR = 28

[x] - You like to mix soft drinks together. (sometimes...)
[] - You have done an odd experiment.
[] - People have stared at you oddly in public.
[x] - Your grandmother(s) are still alive. (and my great grandma too!)
[] - You have a step-mom or dad.
[] - You hate to be tagged.
[] - You have been a member to dA for under 3 months.
[] - You have a dA subscription.
[x] - Your hair is brown.
[x] - You love to eat candy.

TOTAL SO FAR = 32

[x] - You have dressed up for Halloween.
[x] - You love cats.
[] - You have a quirky personality.
[] - You are a coffee addict.
[X] - You live near a body of water. (eeeh does a pond count? I suppose so...)
[] - You have had a toothache.
[] - You currently have to go to the bathroom.
[] - You like reading others' answers to "What would you do?".
[] - You are a vegetarian/vegan.
[] - You use the term: "Epic Fail".

GRAND TOTAL = 35



0-25 = A spaceship.
26 = Corn.
27 = The Chosen One.
28 = A donkey.
29 = Flashlight.
30 = Weed.
31 = Stalker.
32 = Poodle.
33 = A turd.
34 = Pacifier.
35 = Chili. I like chili! With a bunch a crackers and cheeze. :3
36 = A continent.
37 = Bamboo.
38 = A Nissan Skyline.
39 = Pedophile.
40 = A rather large and smelly fish.
41 = Parachute.
42 = Mob of angry sheep.
43 = A clone of yourself.
44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler.
45 = Pincushion.
46 = Toilet seat.
47 = Ninja.
48 = Psycho passion fruit.
49 = Yellow snow.
50 = Flammable.
51 = A poison Easter basket.
52 = A dirty diaper.
53 = Mammary gland.
54 = A moose humping a guardrail.
55 = An illegal immigrant.
56 = Tofu.
57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz.
58 = Staple gun.
59 = Tail feather.
60 = A white rapper.
61 = A shotgun shell.
62 = Sexy as hell.
63 = A popcorn fart.
64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle.
65 = Fortune cookie.
66 = Barack Obama.
67 = Chinchilla.
68 = Weapon of mass destruction.
69 = An epic failure at everything.
70 = Sweat.
71 = Naughty nymphomaniac.
72 = Bicycle tire.
73 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale.
74 = The Bubonic Plague.
75 = Turkey.
76 = Amoeba.
77 = A lice-infected hobo.
78 = The ruler of all evil.
79 = Horny toad.
80 = Fairy Godmother.
81 = Tuba.
82 = Anorexic llama capillary.
83 = Moldy snot.
84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe.
85 = Doppelganger.
86 = Future porn star.
87 = Unnatural disaster.
88 = Statistical database.
89 = Genital lice.
90 = Rocket launcher.
91 = Ruby vomit.
92 = Maggot.
93 = Selfish antagonistic poofing cat.
94 = Pudding.
95 = A gravy train.
96 = Santa Claus.
97 = Paris Hilton's big toe.
98 = Decaying insect corpse.
99 = Blood bank.
100 = Freak of nature and humanity
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Teh 2nd one is stolen from

You Know You're a 90's Kid If...

You remember watching:

[ ] Kenan and Kel
[x] Doug
[x] Ren & Stimpy
[x] Pinky & the Brain
[x] Real Monsters
[x] Rocko's Modern Life
[ ] Animaniacs
[ ] Gargoyles
[x] Hey Arnold!
[ ] Out of the Box
[x] Bear in the Big Blue House (*facepalms* my sister...)

[ ] You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
[ ] You just can’t resist finishing this: "In west Philadelphia born and raised.

You remember:

[ ] Step by Step
[ ] Family Matters
[ ] Dinosaurs
[ ] Boy Meets World;
[x] Full House (damn you sis)

[ ] You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons
[x] You remember reading Goosebumps (yes, I read many of those suckers)

When everything was settled by:

[x] "Rock/paper/scissors";
[x] "Bubble gum, bubble gum in a dish";
[ ] "Miss Mary Mack".

[x] When kickball was something you did everyday (well not everyday)
[ ] You used to listen to the radio all day long; Just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.
[ ] You remember Super Nintendo and Sega Genesis;
[ ] You remember The Original Game Boy;
[x] You always wanted to send in a tape to America’s Funniest Home Videos... but never taped anything funny; (Well when I was younger..)

You remember watching:

[x] The Magic School Bus; (I wanna watch it again for noglostica)
[ ] Wishbone;
[ ] Reading Rainbow
[ ] Ghostwriter.

[x] You remember when Yo-Yo's were cool;
[x] You remember those "Where’s Waldo" books; and "I Spy"
[] You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gushers.(Warheads? Maybe...I don't know)

You remember watching:

[ ] Batman the Animated Series;
[x] Aladdin;
[ ] Ninja Turtles;
[x] Ghost Busters. (or at least in part)

[x] You remember Ring Pops;
[x] You remember when everything was "da BOMB!";
[ ] You remember boom boxes vs. CD players;

[x] Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them;
[ ] You played and/or collected Pogs;
[ ] You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere you went.

You watched the original cartoons of:

[x] Rugrats;
[x] Wild Thornberrys;
[x] Power Rangers.

[ ] All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand

You collected:

[x] Beanie Babies;
[x] Pokemon cards; (I think I still got my golden pickacu)
[] Silver dollars.

You remember when:

[] Everyone watched the WB;
[x] Everybody knew all the Pokemon by heart; (you mean the original 151)
[x] Digimon was still on (I didn't watch it but I have a card from it still)
[] If you even know what an original Walkman is
[ ] You know the Macarena by heart
[x] "Talk to the hand"
[x] You went to McDonald’s to play in the playplace and it was still sanitary;
[x] Before the MySpace frenzy;
[x] Before the Internet & text messaging;
[x] Before Sidekicks & iPods;
[x] Before PlayStation3 or X-Box 360;
[x] Back before X-Box period;
[x] Before SpongeBob;
[x] When light up sneakers were cool
[] When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs; (rented? bought)
[] When gas was $0.95 a gallon; (does 1.00 per gallon count? D
[x] When we recorded stuff on VCR
[x] You had slap bracelets;
[] You actually played outside until it was dark;
[x] Way back before we realized all this would eventually disappear;

[] Post this if you smiled at least more than 5 times

Just x all the []s that suit you, and compare your score to the list below. And no peeking!!

[] smoked.
[x] consumed alcohol. (It was a few sips that my parents give me and I hated it)
[] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex.
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex. (I had to for a few trips...and soon enough again)
[] kissed someone of the same sex.
[] had sex.
[.5] had someone in your room other than family. (wait....what? You mean like guests coming over in the room for one sec? Or do you mean sleaping over? Meh... .5 on this one)
[] watched porn
[] bought porn.
[] tried drugs.

TOTAL: 2.5

[] taken painkillers. (Tylenol? prescription meds?)
[] taken someone else's prescription medicine.
[x] lied to your parents. (duh...)
[] lied to a friend. (1: I have no friends IRL, 2: if I lied to an online friend it was due to my memory sucking like hell. I try to be as honest as I can to them unless I was being sarcastic or non serious)
[] snuck out of the house.
[] done something illegal.
[x] felt hurt. (I blame my self esteem on this)
[] hurt someone.
[x] wished someone to die.
[] seen someone die.

TOTAL: 5.5

[] missed curfew.
[] stayed out all night.
[] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[] been to a therapist.see "been to rehab"
[] received a ticket
[] been to rehab only a few people know what for
[] dyed your hair.(wtf does this have to do with anything?)
[] been in an accident.
[] been to a club.
[] been to a bar

TOTAL: 5.5

[] been to a wild party.
[] been to a Mardi Gras parade.
[] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night.
[] had a spring break in Florida.
[x] sniffed anything (Markers!)
[] wore black nail polish
[] wore arm bands.
[] wore t-shirts with band names. (No but I do have a selection of sp shirts...)
[] listened to rap.
[] owned a 50 Cent CD.

TOTAL: 6.5

[] dressed gothic.
[] dressed girly.
[] dressed punk.
[] dressed grunge.
[] stole something.
[] been too drunk to remember anything.
[x] blacked out.
[x] fainted. (several times in the past week but not really now)
[] had a crush on a neighbor.

TOTAL: 8.5

[] had a crush on a friend.
[] been to a concert.
[] dry-humped someone.
[] been called a slut.
[] called someone a slut.
[] installed speakers in your car.
[] broken a mirror.
[] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[x] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush

TOTAL: 9.5

[] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper.
[x] seen an R-rated movie in theater. (snakes on a plane, oh yea)
[] cruised the mall.
[] skipped school.
[] had surgery.
[x] had an injury. (WTF? who doesn't get this as their selection?)
[] gone to court.
[] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping.
[x] caught something on fire. (lots of stuff actually)
[] lied about your age.

TOTAL: 12.5

[] owned/rented an apartment/house.
[] broke the law in the police's presence.
[] made out with someone who had a gf/bf
[] got in trouble with the police.
[x] talked to a stranger. (erm...)
[] hugged a stranger.
[] kissed a stranger.
[] rode in the car with a stranger.
[] been harassed.
[] been verbally harassed. (define.)

TOTAL: 13.5

[] met face-to-face with someone you met online. (no but-)
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight. (every day about)
[] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight.
[] watched TV for 5 hours straight.
[x] been to a fair. (-_- for every year in the past 9 years to show animals)
[] been called a bad influence.
[] drank and drove.
[] prank-called someone.
[] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex.
[] cheated on a test.

TOTAL: 15.5

If You Have Less Than 10.. write [I'm a Goody Goody]
If You Have More Than 10.. write [I'm still a goody goody]
If You Have more Than 20..write [I'm average]
If You Have More Than 30..write [I'm a bad kid]
If You have more than 40..write [I'm a very bad influence]
If You Have more than 50..write [I'm a horrible person]
If You Have more than 60..write [I should be in jail]
If You Have more than 70..Write [I should be dead]

Stolen from
Just put an x in any [] that suits you.

Stan
[ ] You're normal
[ ] you're a quarterback
[x] you love animals
[ ] your best friend's a jew
[ ] you have a girlfriend
1/5

Kyle
[ ] You're Jewish
[ ] you have an adopted brother
[ ] you have red hair
[ ] your best friend has black hair
[ ] you are very smart
0/5

Cartman
[ ] you're fat
[ ] you have a huge ego
[ ] you love a stuffed animal
[ ] your mother does everything for you
[x] you like to eat cheesy poofs
1/5

Kenny
[ ] you're poor
[ ] your parents are alcoholics
[x] you own an orange parka (close enough, orange hoodie)
[ ] you have an older brother
[ ] you collect food at a dinner
1/5

Wendy
[x] you're a girl
[ ] you have a boyfriend
[ ] you love pink and purple (I used to like purple but not much anymore)
[x] you are very strong (I can lift 100 pounds fairly easily)
[x] you want to help everyone (this is more of a downfall on my part, I'm somewhat of a pushover)
3/5

Bebe
[ ] you have the biggest boobs in class
[ ] you at least once had boys fighting over you
[ ] you think you are popular
[ ] you are the head of a group
[ ] you love shoes
0/5

Token
[ ] you're black
[ ] you're rich
[ ] your father is a lawyer
[ ] your friends rip on you for being rich
[ ] you have black hair
0/5

Craig
[ ] you like to flip people off
[x] you like to wear blue
[ ] you are always negative
[ ] you get sent to the principal or school counselor often
[ ] your best friend is popular for a certain reason
1/5

Clyde
[ ] girls are crazy about you
[ ] your father owns a shoe store
[ ] you love tacos
[ ] you think you're hot
[x] you have brown hair
1/5

Pip
[ ] people call you french
[ ] you're british
[x] you're always nice (...I try to be..)
[ ] your only friend is the son of satan
[ ] you have blonde hair
1/5

Damien
[ ] you're the son/daughter of Satan
[ ] you own red contacts
[ ] you like black
[ ] you like evil
[ ] you know spells
0/5

Butters
[ ] you get grounded alot
[ ] people call you a douchebag
[ ] you believe vampires are real
[ ] people always get you to do what they want (I'm not THAT much of a pushover, suckers)
[ ] you have an evil alter ego
0/5

Tweek
[ ] you are addicted to coffee
[ ] people consider you a spaz
[ ] you say ''GAH'' all the time
[ ] your dad owns a coffee shop
[ ] you never sleep
0/5

Shelley
[ ] you have a little brother
[ ] you like to call people ''turd''
[ ] you like to hit your little brother/sister
[ ] you have braces (I used to...)
[ ] you had a musician as BF/GF
0/5

Ike
[ ] you're canadian (I wish)
[ ] you're adopted
[ ] people think you're a trashcan
[ ] you're considered a genius
[ ] your parents are jewish
0/5

Mr. Garrison
[ ] you had an handdoll for a long time
[ ] you had a (sex) slave
[ ] you got fired for being gay
[ ] you had a sex change
[ ] you also went back to your original sex
0/5

Randy marsh
[ ] you like to drink
[ ] you said the N-word on national television
[ ] you think being an alcoholic is a disease
[ ] you are married
[ ] you have 2 children
0/5

Sharon marsh
[ ] you think your son is perfect
[ ] sometimes your husband pisses you off
[ ] you got stalked with a camera once
[ ] you work at a plastic surgery or abortion clinic
[ ] you don't believe when your son tells his sister is beating him up
0/5

Sheila Broflovski
[ ] you hate Toilet humor
[ ] you once started a war with Canada
[ ] you have Red hair
[ ] you're very commited to making your child perfect
[ ] you hate curse words (wtf isn't that the first one?)
0/5

Gerald broflovski
[ ] you're a lawyer
[ ] you're successful
[ ] you did/are on law school
[ ] you have an adopted son
[ ] you cheesed when you were young
0/5

Carol McCormick
[x] you dont have a job (not currently no)
[ ] you are always fighting with your husband
[ ] you like to drink
[ ] people consider you an alcoholic
[ ] you have no money
1/5

Stuart McCormick
[ ] you hit your wife often
[ ] you're an alcoholic
[ ] you eat pop tarts every meal
[ ] you have 2 sons
[ ] you have wild rats in your house
0/5

Liane Cartman
[ ] you're an hermaphrodite
[ ] you are practically a ho
[ ] you like men alot
[ ] you have 1 fat son
[ ] you do everything for your son
0/5

Mr. Mackey
[ ] you have once done drugs
[ ] you say M'kay after every sentance
[ ] you have a huge head
[ ] you always wear a tie
[ ] you have once given sexual education
0/5


And I'm Wendy...woooooooo

Stolen from

.:FIRE:.

[ ] You have a short temper.
[ ] You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
[ ] You are very competitive.
[x] You like to play with fire.
[ ] You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
[ ] You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
[ ] You often lose control over yourself.
[ ] You can be quite reckless.
[x] You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
[ ] People have often called you insane.
Total: 2

.:WATER:.

[x] You have a calm, laid-back personality.
[x] You like to go to the beach.
[x] You rarely get angry.
[ ] When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
[ ] You think before you act.
[ ] You are good at breaking up fights.
[x] You are a good swimmer.
[x] You like the rain.
[x] You can stay calm in stressful situations. (too calm)
[ ] You are very generous.
Total: 6

.:EARTH:.

[x] You are physically strong.(I'd like to think so)
[ ] You have a close connection with nature.
[x] You don't mind getting dirty.
[x] You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
[x] You could easily survive in the wild.
[ ] You care about the environment.
[ ] You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
[ ] You rarely get depressed.
[x] You aren't afraid of anything. (well okay I'm afraid of some stuff but not much...it's basically limited to crowds)
[ ] You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 5

.:AIR:.

[ ] You have a free spirit.
[x] You hate rules.
[ ] You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
[x] You hate to be restrained.
[ ] You are very independent and outgoing.
[ ] You are quite intelligent.
[x] You tend to be impatient.
[x] You are easily distracted.
[ ] You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
[ ] You wish you could fly.
Total: 4

.: DARKNESS:.

[x] You spend most of your time alone.
[x] You prefer nighttime over daytime.
[x] You like creepy things.
[ ] You like to play tricks on people.
[ ] Black is your favorite color.
[ ] You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, videogames, etc. (sometimes)
[x] You don't talk much.
[x] You are atheist. (wtf does this have to do with any thing)
[x] You don't mind watching scary movies.
[ ] You love to break the rules. (well, they don't scare me but I like them)
Total: 6

.:LIGHT:.

[x] You are very polite.
[ ] You are spiritual.
[x] When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
[ ] You believe everything you see or hear.
[ ] You are afraid of the dark.
[x] You hate violence.
[ ] You hope for world peace.
[ ] You are generally a happy person.
[ ] Everyone loves to be around you.
[x] You always follow the rules.
Total: 4

You Got: Dark Water.