I'm bored. MEME TIME!

First one is stolen from

[] - You like cheese. (eh I pretty much only eat canned cheese now)
[] - You hate peanuts. (Nevar!)
[x] - You agree that this quiz is random.
[] - You have farted today. (not that I remember)
[x] - You have choked on something. (mussel. Not pleasant)
[] - You are a writer.
[] - You smoke
[x] - You like to swim.
[] - You have farted more than once today.
[x] - You like ice cream.

TOTAL SO FAR = 4

[x] - You have lied more than 10 times.
[] - You are an only child.
[x] - You have more than 3 pets. (If you consider most of the animals I have as pets...)
[] - You prefer water to other drinks.
[] - You are an alcoholic.
[x] - You are under 20 years old.
[] - You are over 30 years old. (**I ARE BOTH**/sarcasm)
[] - You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[] - You like jewelry.
[x] - Your favorite music genre is rock.

TOTAL SO FAR = 8

[x] - You weigh more than 140 lbs.
[] - You like pirates.
[] - You like anime.
[x] - You are a fangirl/fanboy of something. (well used to be South Park, but now it's more of STWPT)
[] - You take a prescription drug every day. (I should, but I do not)
[] - You have a job. (my parents are trying to make me do that currently)
[x] - You live with your parents. (see above)
[] - You like to eat eggs.
[] - You have a religion. (No, I am Atheist.)
[x] - You dress stranger than other people. (my mum and sis have currently been picking on me on what I wear...)

TOTAL SO FAR = 12

[] - You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks.
[x] - You have eaten something odd before. (baby octopus win :3)
[x] - You are bad at math.
[x] - You love electronics.
[] - Someone/something has pissed you off in the past week.
[] - You cuss a lot.
[] - You believe in aliens.
[x] - You play video games.
[x] - You have low self-esteem.
[] - You carry a purse.

TOTAL SO FAR = 17

[] - You like flowers.
[] - You are bisexual or homosexual.
[] - You are a Capricorn or a Scorpio.
[] - You have used tarot before.
[] - You believe in ghosts.
[] - You think *The-Fun-Group is awesome.
[] - You like =Fotus9's horoscopes better than *An-Unsure-Thing's...
[] - You thought today's funny saying was really funny.
[] - You have gotten one of the daily riddle's right.
[] - You have gotten in/came close to being in a fist fight.

TOTAL SO FAR = 17

[x] - You like fire. (FIRE!)
[x] - You have fainted or passed out before. (Yes.... many times actually. It's not fun )
[x] - You have a high school diploma. (I are smart)
[x] - You live in America. (see above)
[] - You use hand sanitizer a lot.
[] - You consider yourself a nerd.
[] - You have tried chewing tobacco.
[] - You are a conspiracy theorist.
[x] - You sleep in the nude. (as of recently..)

TOTAL SO FAR = 22

[] - You have imagined yourself being famous.
[x] - You own a stuffed animal.
[] - You like watermelon. (eww)
[] - You live in Europe. (I wish)
[] - You have a fetish for something.
[] - You fidget a lot.
[] - You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything. (it has to do with what has been typed on here....)
[x] - You won't re-post this quiz.
[x] - You have your own personal computer and don't share one.
[] - You have a brother.


TOTAL SO FAR = 25

[] - You can cook well.
[] - You like to party.
[x] - You are a bad dancer.
[] - You are a professional dancer.
[x] - You have crossed paths with a black cat. (Actually we have one named Asphalt but I call him Thirteen due to the superstition behind it)
[] - You have a friend that you think is crazy.
[x]- You have under 10 good, close friends. (...if you count ebuddies)
[] - You are anticipating your answer to this quiz.
[] - You have ran away from something.
[] - You have watched the movie: "X Men 3".

TOTAL SO FAR = 28

[x] - You like to mix soft drinks together. (sometimes...)
[] - You have done an odd experiment.
[] - People have stared at you oddly in public.
[x] - Your grandmother(s) are still alive. (and my great grandma too!)
[] - You have a step-mom or dad.
[] - You hate to be tagged.
[] - You have been a member to dA for under 3 months.
[] - You have a dA subscription.
[x] - Your hair is brown.
[x] - You love to eat candy.

TOTAL SO FAR = 32

[x] - You have dressed up for Halloween.
[x] - You love cats.
[] - You have a quirky personality.
[] - You are a coffee addict.
[X] - You live near a body of water. (eeeh does a pond count? I suppose so...)
[] - You have had a toothache.
[] - You currently have to go to the bathroom.
[] - You like reading others' answers to "What would you do?".
[] - You are a vegetarian/vegan.
[] - You use the term: "Epic Fail".

GRAND TOTAL = 35



0-25 = A spaceship.
26 = Corn.
27 = The Chosen One.
28 = A donkey.
29 = Flashlight.
30 = Weed.
31 = Stalker.
32 = Poodle.
33 = A turd.
34 = Pacifier.
35 = Chili. I like chili! With a bunch a crackers and cheeze. :3
36 = A continent.
37 = Bamboo.
38 = A Nissan Skyline.
39 = Pedophile.
40 = A rather large and smelly fish.
41 = Parachute.
42 = Mob of angry sheep.
43 = A clone of yourself.
44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler.
45 = Pincushion.
46 = Toilet seat.
47 = Ninja.
48 = Psycho passion fruit.
49 = Yellow snow.
50 = Flammable.
51 = A poison Easter basket.
52 = A dirty diaper.
53 = Mammary gland.
54 = A moose humping a guardrail.
55 = An illegal immigrant.
56 = Tofu.
57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz.
58 = Staple gun.
59 = Tail feather.
60 = A white rapper.
61 = A shotgun shell.
62 = Sexy as hell.
63 = A popcorn fart.
64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle.
65 = Fortune cookie.
66 = Barack Obama.
67 = Chinchilla.
68 = Weapon of mass destruction.
69 = An epic failure at everything.
70 = Sweat.
71 = Naughty nymphomaniac.
72 = Bicycle tire.
73 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale.
74 = The Bubonic Plague.
75 = Turkey.
76 = Amoeba.
77 = A lice-infected hobo.
78 = The ruler of all evil.
79 = Horny toad.
80 = Fairy Godmother.
81 = Tuba.
82 = Anorexic llama capillary.
83 = Moldy snot.
84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe.
85 = Doppelganger.
86 = Future porn star.
87 = Unnatural disaster.
88 = Statistical database.
89 = Genital lice.
90 = Rocket launcher.
91 = Ruby vomit.
92 = Maggot.
93 = Selfish antagonistic poofing cat.
94 = Pudding.
95 = A gravy train.
96 = Santa Claus.
97 = Paris Hilton's big toe.
98 = Decaying insect corpse.
99 = Blood bank.
100 = Freak of nature and humanity
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Teh 2nd one is stolen from

You Know You're a 90's Kid If...

You remember watching:

[ ] Kenan and Kel
[x] Doug
[x] Ren & Stimpy
[x] Pinky & the Brain
[x] Real Monsters
[x] Rocko's Modern Life
[ ] Animaniacs
[ ] Gargoyles
[x] Hey Arnold!
[ ] Out of the Box
[x] Bear in the Big Blue House (*facepalms* my sister...)

[ ] You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
[ ] You just can’t resist finishing this: "In west Philadelphia born and raised.

You remember:

[ ] Step by Step
[ ] Family Matters
[ ] Dinosaurs
[ ] Boy Meets World;
[x] Full House (damn you sis)

[ ] You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons
[x] You remember reading Goosebumps (yes, I read many of those suckers)

When everything was settled by:

[x] "Rock/paper/scissors";
[x] "Bubble gum, bubble gum in a dish";
[ ] "Miss Mary Mack".

[x] When kickball was something you did everyday (well not everyday)
[ ] You used to listen to the radio all day long; Just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.
[ ] You remember Super Nintendo and Sega Genesis;
[ ] You remember The Original Game Boy;
[x] You always wanted to send in a tape to America’s Funniest Home Videos... but never taped anything funny; (Well when I was younger..)

You remember watching:

[x] The Magic School Bus; (I wanna watch it again for noglostica)
[ ] Wishbone;
[ ] Reading Rainbow
[ ] Ghostwriter.

[x] You remember when Yo-Yo's were cool;
[x] You remember those "Where’s Waldo" books; and "I Spy"
[] You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gushers.(Warheads? Maybe...I don't know)

You remember watching:

[ ] Batman the Animated Series;
[x] Aladdin;
[ ] Ninja Turtles;
[x] Ghost Busters. (or at least in part)

[x] You remember Ring Pops;
[x] You remember when everything was "da BOMB!";
[ ] You remember boom boxes vs. CD players;

[x] Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them;
[ ] You played and/or collected Pogs;
[ ] You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere you went.

You watched the original cartoons of:

[x] Rugrats;
[x] Wild Thornberrys;
[x] Power Rangers.

[ ] All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand

You collected:

[x] Beanie Babies;
[x] Pokemon cards; (I think I still got my golden pickacu)
[] Silver dollars.

You remember when:

[] Everyone watched the WB;
[x] Everybody knew all the Pokemon by heart; (you mean the original 151)
[x] Digimon was still on (I didn't watch it but I have a card from it still)
[] If you even know what an original Walkman is
[ ] You know the Macarena by heart
[x] "Talk to the hand"
[x] You went to McDonald’s to play in the playplace and it was still sanitary;
[x] Before the MySpace frenzy;
[x] Before the Internet & text messaging;
[x] Before Sidekicks & iPods;
[x] Before PlayStation3 or X-Box 360;
[x] Back before X-Box period;
[x] Before SpongeBob;
[x] When light up sneakers were cool
[] When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs; (rented? bought)
[] When gas was $0.95 a gallon; (does 1.00 per gallon count? D
[x] When we recorded stuff on VCR
[x] You had slap bracelets;
[] You actually played outside until it was dark;
[x] Way back before we realized all this would eventually disappear;

[] Post this if you smiled at least more than 5 times